A thread for witty headlines past and present. The handful that stick in my memory I think are all from The Sun, which is bound to be a good source of material but there are plenty of others. Three examples to start us off. About 10 days ago a group of female catering assistants won the Euromillions. Sun headline: Winner Ladies There was a tale a year or two back about complaints over new body scanners at Heathrow airport being too revealing of lady passengers. Sun headline: Scanner Glamour Ding-Dong The Sun can also do serious. You may recall serial killer Peter Sutcliffe tried to get himself transferred to a prison psychiatric hospital wing on mental health grounds. A panel of doctors ruled against him, and it was ordered he continue to serve out his 13 life sentences in an ordinary jail. Sun headline: Bad Not Mad In three short words using just nine letters, they've summed up the contents of several hundred pages of doctors'and Prison Service reports and hearings. Over to you.