Was told Lincolnshire Reds were better spuds than Jersey Royals. LIES. Complete fabrication. Was told I need to lube my bicycle chain. LIES. Not after I've already lubed it, I don't. I was told Matt Baker of BBC fame was on £500k pa. LIES. He's on £498,845.45 pa. Stop it Mr Putin. I only voted the way I did because of your influence. Not too sure what other subliminal messages this beast has sent to influence our folk. And now we have the cold weather!